Macanudo 13 / 01 / 2012 - Por Liniers
(via lluvia-de-invierno)
| Albus: Dad, I’m…gay. |
| Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known. |
| Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop. |
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| Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out. |
| Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew. |
| Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old. |
| Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS. |
| Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea— |
| Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN. |
| Albus: Da— |
| Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM. |
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
| Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow? |
| Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday. |
| Mom: What are you talking about? |
| Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom. |
| Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow. |
| Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven. |
| Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies? |
| Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me? |
| Mom: Emma, I'm serious. Quit. |
| Me: Mom. I'm scared. |
| Mom: Oh, honey! Why? |
| Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin? |
| Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM. |
